The answer to
all your problems
is in this
bittle lottle -- little bottle:
all your problems
is in this
bittle lottle -- little bottle:
Vita-meata-vega-min.
When trials
bog
you
down,
you feel
alone
and useless,
and life is just
too much,
take a tablespoon full of
this very special
Vitameatavegamin.
Yes,
with Vitameatavegamin
you can
spiritually spoon your way to health!
Vitameatavegamin contains
vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals.
vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals.
Vita = Vitamins or vitals
We take good care of ourselves physically,
or at least
we're trying.
We study
medicine,
food,
the best possible way to work-out;
and of course,
we take
our vitamins.
Physically.
or at least
we're trying.
We study
medicine,
food,
the best possible way to work-out;
and of course,
we take
our vitamins.
Physically.
We often forget,
so very often,
that our
spirits
need
vital nourishment
just as much (or more so)
than our physical bodies.
Take care of your vitals.
3 Parts Prayer
Pray in the morning,
the moment you wake up.
Pray at each meal.
Pray before you get into bed.
so very often,
that our
spirits
need
vital nourishment
just as much (or more so)
than our physical bodies.
Take care of your vitals.
3 Parts Prayer
Pray in the morning,
the moment you wake up.
Pray at each meal.
Pray before you get into bed.
1 Part Scripture Study
Take
a little time
each day to
read
and
ponder
the scriptures.
1/7 Part Church Attendance
Go to church once a week
These are the absolute vitals.
Meata = Meat or "helpmeet"
Mmm, meat.
That proteiny goodness
fills us up at
BBQ's,
ballgames,
and
fast food stops.
It keeps us going when the fruitloops we ate for breakfast wear off.
So too, our spouse and family members can keep us going.
(I know, I know.
"Helpmeet" is specifically talking about Eve,
but let's
expand it
just for a moment.)
5 Parts "Thank you"
Try saying "thank you" at least 5 times a day.
3 Parts "I'm sorry"
Don't be too proud to apologize.
100 Parts "I love you"
This cannot be said enough, and can make all the difference in the world.
If you keep your loved ones
close by,
they can be your
physical angels
and
keep you
going in times of famine.
Mmm, meat.
That proteiny goodness
fills us up at
BBQ's,
ballgames,
and
fast food stops.
It keeps us going when the fruit
So too, our spouse and family members can keep us going.
(I know, I know.
"Helpmeet" is specifically talking about Eve,
but let's
expand it
just for a moment.)
5 Parts "Thank you"
Try saying "thank you" at least 5 times a day.
3 Parts "I'm sorry"
Don't be too proud to apologize.
100 Parts "I love you"
This cannot be said enough, and can make all the difference in the world.
If you keep your loved ones
close by,
they can be your
physical angels
and
keep you
going in times of famine.
Vega = Vegetables and Vega
Sometimes they're hard to swallow,
but we
need
our vegetables.
Creativity is called for
at times
when we attempt to
sweep the cabbage under the chair,
hide the peas in the potted plant,
or
drop the tomato for the terrier.
Let's not try to hide
the most important part of our meal.
They make us
healthy,
help us grow,
and
allow us to shine brightly.
Vega is
one of the
brightest stars
in the night sky.
We can be that bright (brighter, actually)!
It's
our destiny to shine,
but we allow ourselves
to
dim and fade
when we don't keep to the veggies.
1 Part Repentance
No one is perfect.
Including you.
Including me.
Don't sweep sins under the table.
It makes you dull.
Take care of them - at least once a day.
12 Parts Try
Make and keep good habits.
You already know what's right and wrong.
Try to be a better person each hour you're awake.
1 Part Conversion
Know that Jesus is the Christ.
Sometimes they're hard to swallow,
but we
need
our vegetables.
Creativity is called for
at times
when we attempt to
sweep the cabbage under the chair,
hide the peas in the potted plant,
or
drop the tomato for the terrier.
Let's not try to hide
the most important part of our meal.
They make us
healthy,
help us grow,
and
allow us to shine brightly.
Vega is
one of the
brightest stars
in the night sky.
We can be that bright (brighter, actually)!
It's
our destiny to shine,
but we allow ourselves
to
dim and fade
when we don't keep to the veggies.
1 Part Repentance
No one is perfect.
Including you.
Including me.
Don't sweep sins under the table.
It makes you dull.
Take care of them - at least once a day.
12 Parts Try
Make and keep good habits.
You already know what's right and wrong.
Try to be a better person each hour you're awake.
1 Part Conversion
Know that Jesus is the Christ.
Min = Minerals or "administer"
Minerals can be
easy or hard
to take,
depending on how convenient they are.
Minerals occur naturally
in the foods we eat,
but it can be
hard
to eat
ALL
that is needed.
Pills are a "poopular"
way
of acquiring what is required.
6 Parts Service
Service
can come in
"easy to swallow" packages
or
the "hard to chew" brand.
Either way we take it,
it almost always
requires
us
to make
a little time
for it.
Don't avoid service just because you "don't have time."
Service doesn't have to be
walking door-to-door getting donations of food or clothing.
It can be
as
simple
as
calling up a friend who's having a hard time,
sacrificing a Friday night to baby-sit for a couple who haven't had a date in 5 months,
or
holding the door open for someone.
Minerals can be
easy or hard
to take,
depending on how convenient they are.
Minerals occur naturally
in the foods we eat,
but it can be
hard
to eat
ALL
that is needed.
Pills are a "poopular"
way
of acquiring what is required.
6 Parts Service
Service
can come in
"easy to swallow" packages
or
the "hard to chew" brand.
Either way we take it,
it almost always
requires
us
to make
a little time
for it.
Don't avoid service just because you "don't have time."
Service doesn't have to be
walking door-to-door getting donations of food or clothing.
It can be
as
simple
as
calling up a friend who's having a hard time,
sacrificing a Friday night to baby-sit for a couple who haven't had a date in 5 months,
or
holding the door open for someone.
It's so tasty too! Tastes like candy! Honest!
Taking Vitameatavegamin can
taste pretty bad
at first,
especially
if you're not used to it,
but as you continue to take your
regular doses
it will become
sweet and tasty!
Vitameatavegamin
is the
best sedative
for any and all problems,
and
it's 100% alcohol free!
So
why don't you
join the thousands of
happy peppy people
and get a great big bottle of
Vitameatavegamin
today!
That's Vita-Meata-Vega-Min.
*wink*
